She’s A Victim…

Of the State that is.

So a petty bureaucrat in a black robe is putting Lindsey Lohan in a filthy cage for three months, with three-months of further ownership, for the crime of…actually, no crime. She harmed no one, took nothing from anyone without permission, though she did refuse to attend anti-alcohol indoctrination skool, and engaged supposedly in the non-crime of drunk driving. So the judge, envious government loser that she is, revels in terrorizing a young, pretty, well-to-do actress. Ah yes, justice.

Thanks Lew !

~JM