A Strong Elongated Penis Is The Solution

That was the quote from this article in the BBC. Evidently deep sea squids have a penis that is roughly the entire length of their body to facilitate reproduction.

From the article:

“The mature male squid was caught during a deep-water research cruise on the Patagonian slope. We took the animal from the catch, and it was moribund with arms and tentacles still moving, and chromatophores on the skin contracting and expanding,” he told the BBC.

“When the mantle of the squid was opened for maturity assessment, we witnessed an unusual event.

“The penis of the squid, which had extended only slightly over the mantle margin, suddenly started to erect, and elongated quickly to 67cm total length, almost the same length as the whole animal.”

Being the lazy type, I would like to have a penis that extended the length of my body. I could inject Georgia with sperm a room away while I lay on the couch.

~Jay

Your Thong Is Showing

Georgia and I were discussing if the type of underwear a woman wore indicated anything about their sexual proclivities ? Certainly its subjective and has about as much merit as someone who has short hair is an uptight insurance salesman, but its fun conversation to have.

Georgia wears thongs, and she is pretty sexually assertive. We know of a couple of other women who identify in the same way.

Now we realize that not all women are of the same mold, some women dont care for the thong, some dont care for underwear at all.

We were kind of disappointed though to find out that the woman G was flirting with a granny pant fan.

~JM

Trimming Georgia’s Bush

My three favorite pubic hair patterns.

The Landing Strip

The Diamond.

The Heart.

~JM

If The Sandal Fits

Going to a ropey fetishy event tomorrow night…would “rope sandals” be toppy enough ?

JM

Clouds With Balls !

Georgia took this pic when she was out running errands. She said it looked like testicles hanging from the clouds.

I love how her mind works 🙂

Slut, According To Cosmo

G and I were eating some lunch together perusing an old copy of Cosmo that was lying about. In between the arrays of perfume samples and plastic models, G came upon the article “Bad Girl Sex Tricks” which despite its sex negative connotation we thought it would be good for a laugh.

Georgia began reading and according to Cosmo:

good girls “show off their body”

bad girls “know the power of their body, might strut around in only lingerie and heels” and insist on the sex with the lights on !

OR

good girls touch themselves

bad girls will touch herself in front of her partner, or maybe while on top, so the partner will know how its done

There were more, but after reading further we found out that according to Cosmo G is quite “bad”, a real slut !

JM

April Is STD Awareness Month

This caught our eye, so, do we celebrate or observe ?

JM