A Strong Elongated Penis Is The Solution

That was the quote from this article in the BBC. Evidently deep sea squids have a penis that is roughly the entire length of their body to facilitate reproduction.

From the article:

“The mature male squid was caught during a deep-water research cruise on the Patagonian slope. We took the animal from the catch, and it was moribund with arms and tentacles still moving, and chromatophores on the skin contracting and expanding,” he told the BBC.

“When the mantle of the squid was opened for maturity assessment, we witnessed an unusual event.

“The penis of the squid, which had extended only slightly over the mantle margin, suddenly started to erect, and elongated quickly to 67cm total length, almost the same length as the whole animal.”

Being the lazy type, I would like to have a penis that extended the length of my body. I could inject Georgia with sperm a room away while I lay on the couch.

~Jay

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